HOW CCUTE ARE BONERS LIKE BLOOD IS RUSHING TO THE PENIS WHICH REALLY MEANS THE PENIS IS BLUSHING LIKE HOW CUTE IS THAT SOMETHING MADE THAT PENIS BLUSH????
how come every other country is so quiet and polite like “hi um it’s australia day but i don’t want to make a big deal about it because that would be rude oh goodness sorry i’ll go away now have a nice day”
and then you have america
because we are big giant dicks and we know it